[Intro: Gun shots and police sirens] [Intro] Yo yo yooooo You need to tell your local police department Your local schools Your local stores Because everything is going down tonight (Tonight!!) [Verse 1] Daddy told me to be careful of a 25 year old black guy named big D And he likes to swear And he has a deep voice And I am scared of him And he yells (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me) [Pre chorus] He is going down to destroy stores (stores!) He will steal all of the registers (Registers!) And he will destroy anybody who tries stopping him! (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) [Chorus] He was a very terrible man He was a very undefeatable man (Stop fuckin' with me!) He brought terror to everybody in the city (City!) He caused lockdown drills in school regularly He brought terror to the local KFC!!! (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) [Verse 2] He is very strong And he is 6 feet tall And his penis is 6 inches And he will steal your girlfriend (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) And even the police was scared of Big D (FUCK!) [Pre chorus] Big D drives around debating what place to rob (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) Debating who's girlfriend to fuck (FUCK!) [Chorus] And big D drives to KFC to rob KFC because KFC is Big D's favorite food!! (He yells!) (FRIED CHICKEN!!) He yells (Stop fuckin' with me, stop fuckin' with me!) All of the local restaurants were in danger! (Danger!) [Bridge] Nobody was safe from Big D (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) Big D drives around at night All of the police were sent out at 9PM! Big D will hunt you down if you are not careful! (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) FUCK! [Verse 3] You better hide at 9PM (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) Don't wanna get caught by Big D (Get back over here boy!) You better close down your local establishments at night Big D is here! [Outro] Yo, I don't get why they all don't know how to Date How to kiss How to undress your girlfriend How to fuck How to live (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) All I wanna do is fuck!!!! All I wanna do is Fuck (fuck!) all I wanna do is date All I wanna do is penetrate (Stop fuckin' with me! Stop fuckin' with me!) You are all never safe Be careful Big D is here! (He yells) Stop fuckin' with me, Bitch!!!