The big dick sailor

There once was a sailor who roamed the ocean looking for boats to rob and hot beach women to fuck [laughing]

The sailor rides around the sea

With his guns and his clock in his hand

Watching and looking for girls to fuck

The sailor snuck onto his boat and robbed multiple sailors enraging different countries navy (What the fuck!)

Men feared that their girlfriends would get stolen by the sailor

Fishermen went missing after going out too far into the sea

Cargo boats lost thousands of dollars of equipment from the sailor

Cause' every night we would fuck, I'll always be there with you

Cause' every night we would fuck, I would always be there with you

The sailor tricked women into going on his boat because of his giant clock and his beautiful face

He kidnapped them faster than their boyfriend's ever seen

The sailor was 6 feet tall, and he was very strong

The sailor kidnapped anybody who was by the water at night and they would then be found dead at shore by being stabbed, shot up and fucked

The mayor sent out 10 navy seal's to hunt down and kill the sailor at night

All 10 of the navy seal's were found at a beach piled on top of each other shot up, stabbed and fucked

Yo, the mayor kept on getting reports of people dead at the beach or floating near the shore shot up, stabbed and the worst.... Fucked (FUCK!)

Beach girls were also found fucked and dead at the shore

The mayor could not believe it

How the hell are this many people dying?

I'm supposed to have the biggest clock in this city

This is unbelievable

That's it! (FUCK ME!)

The mayor sent out all of the strong city men with their shirts off and their guns out and are sent out at 9PM waiting for the sailor

Then they hear the boat engine from the sailor approaching

Then the sailor arrived with a FUCKING MACHINE GUN (Of fuck me now!)

Then the men drew their guns then the sailor said in a deep commanding voice (Surrender to me now, or I will fuck all of you with my giant penis)

The men then started firing, they fired until they ran out of ammo realizing that their bullets did absolutely nothing, then the sailor said (Fucking time!) and then he pulled out his clock and appeared on land and you know how this goes...