(Intro – glitchy breathing, metallic ring) Load the battlefield—tiny topics, massive feels. Koto-synth ghost in the back of the wheels. (Whisper, distorted:) Ready to fight… over nothing. (Verse 1 – aggressive, fast, female rap) Pineapple pizza? Yeah, bring the flame, You say “sin,” I say “crown the game.” Bite back, spark that, flavor arc attack— My taste buds rule and you know that’s facts. Hot dog talk—break the bun code, Is it a sandwich? Barrel explode. Debates so dumb but the bass so cold, Petty little hills and I climb them bold. Water wet? Baby, don’t test— I’ll spin your logic through my bulletproof vest. Cereal as soup? I’ll raise the stakes, Milk first? Cereal first? Earthquake. GIF with a G or a J—pick one, I’ll turn that opinion into a loaded stun. Trap drums kicking like a steel-tipped gun, Petty wars hitting like we just begun. (Pre-Chorus – sharp chant, metallic reverb) Every tiny fight—turn it to a riot, Talk too loud? I dare you to try it. Micro wars—can’t deny it, We ignite it, never quiet. (Chorus – explosive, EDM-pop lift + trap drop) We argue like thunder—boom in the night, Lightning tongue, petty power on sight. Cats or dogs? Choose your side— I’ll drag you through the bassline tide. Text or call? Drop that bomb, Hard trap heartbeat—never calm. Crunchy or smooth—bring the heat, These tiny debates make the track go beast. (Background stabs:) ARGUE—ARGUE—TURN IT UP— ARGUE—ARGUE—DON’T SHUT UP— (Verse 2 – heavier, industrial trap bounce) Best season? I’m frostbite queen, Winter flex—icy, mean. But you want summer? Step to the plate— Sunburn rhythm, raise the debate. Midnight city with a beat so raw, We fight over nothing but follow the law Of chaotic love—messy and loud, Silly little drama but we’re still proud. Cereal splashing—bowl collision— Every dumb question fuels the vision. Peanut-butter war—yeah, that’s the mission, Smooth vs. crunchy—hyperprecision. We weaponize jokes with a razor tone, But it hits like steel through a megaphone. This petty warfare? We own— Crowns made out of arguments thrown. (Bridge – distorted whispers, rising synth) (Whisper:) Pick. A. Side. Let the tiny hills collide. Metallic heartbeats multiply— Petty queens never die. (Final Chorus – bigger, harder, bass detonates) We argue like thunder—shatter the night, Lightning lips locked, petty fire ignites. Cats or dogs? Raise that fight, Scream it through the strobe-light white. Text or call? Drop that spark, Cereal soup war in the dark. Crunchy or smooth—leave your mark— We turn every pointless feud into art. (Outro – glitch decay, distorted hum) Argue… argue… keep the flame… Petty little wars in electric haze… Reload—relaunch— We debate for days. 🔥

Petty Warfare (Original/for fun)