Crazy Ex Vibes

💄 [Verse 1 – Fast, bratty, wild]

Left me on read, now your tires are slashed
Oops—must’ve slipped, babe, my bad
Posted your new girl, she’s kinda cute
She looks like me if I were mute

Told my friends I was insane
But they still text me all your pain
Said you “dodged a bullet”? That’s cute—
But I’m the nuke with the lipstick truth

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🔔 [Pre-Chorus – Sassy build-up]

You said I’m drama, I’m “too intense”
But I was fun ‘til I made sense
Now your peace is hella fake—
Enjoy your bland-ass heartbreak

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🧨 [Chorus – Massive, catchy, psycho energy]

🎤 I’m not bitter, just alive
🎤 Just a little bit of crazy ex vibes
🎤 Burned your sweater, kept your lies
🎤 Singin’ “who’s the villain?” in disguise

🎤 You moved on? That’s adorable
🎤 I moved in—emotionally horrible
🎤 You get Zen, I bring knives—
🎤 Baby, these are crazy ex vibes

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🔥 [Verse 2 – Spiteful and playful]

Tried to ghost me but I haunt real good
I pop up like I knew I would
Tagged your mom in my new post
Said “congrats”—I’m petty, not a ghost

I don’t miss you, just the thrill
Now I chase peace like unpaid bills
You found peace? I found the beat
Now dance with karma on repeat

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💋 [Pre-Chorus – New lines, same attitude]

You said I’m “toxic”—I said “duh”
But you drank deep ‘cause I lit ya up
Your “new me” is your old regret—
I’m your ex you can’t forget

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🪓 [Chorus – Repeat with more venom]

🎤 I’m not bitter, just alive
🎤 Just a little bit of crazy ex vibes
🎤 Burned your sweater, kept your lies
🎤 Singin’ “who’s the villain?” in disguise

🎤 You moved on? That’s adorable
🎤 I moved in—emotionally horrible
🎤 You get Zen, I bring knives—
🎤 Baby, these are crazy ex vibes

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😈 [Bridge – Spoken/snarl, then full scream]

🎙️ “I’m not mad, just memorizing every word you ever said… backwards… with candles lit.”
(SCREAMED)
🎤 YOU MADE ME LOSE MY MIND
🎤 SO I MADE IT A HOME!

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🎯 [Final Chorus – One last chaotic spin]

🎤 I’m not bitter, just alive
🎤 Crazy ex vibes—’til the day I die
🎤 You’ll remember every fight
🎤 When your next girl sleeps with one eye tight

male, Chaotic hard rock with psycho ex energy, catchy riffs, , scream bridge, and revenge lyrics with humor