Crazy Ex Vibes

💄 [Verse 1 – Fast, bratty, wild]

Left me on read, now your tires are slashed

Oops—must’ve slipped, babe, my bad

Posted your new girl, she’s kinda cute

She looks like me if I were mute

Told my friends I was insane

But they still text me all your pain

Said you “dodged a bullet”? That’s cute—

But I’m the nuke with the lipstick truth

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🔔 [Pre-Chorus – Sassy build-up]

You said I’m drama, I’m “too intense”

But I was fun ‘til I made sense

Now your peace is hella fake—

Enjoy your bland-ass heartbreak

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🧨 [Chorus – Massive, catchy, psycho energy]

🎤 I’m not bitter, just alive

🎤 Just a little bit of crazy ex vibes

🎤 Burned your sweater, kept your lies

🎤 Singin’ “who’s the villain?” in disguise

🎤 You moved on? That’s adorable

🎤 I moved in—emotionally horrible

🎤 You get Zen, I bring knives—

🎤 Baby, these are crazy ex vibes

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🔥 [Verse 2 – Spiteful and playful]

Tried to ghost me but I haunt real good

I pop up like I knew I would

Tagged your mom in my new post

Said “congrats”—I’m petty, not a ghost

I don’t miss you, just the thrill

Now I chase peace like unpaid bills

You found peace? I found the beat

Now dance with karma on repeat

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💋 [Pre-Chorus – New lines, same attitude]

You said I’m “toxic”—I said “duh”

But you drank deep ‘cause I lit ya up

Your “new me” is your old regret—

I’m your ex you can’t forget

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🪓 [Chorus – Repeat with more venom]

🎤 I’m not bitter, just alive

🎤 Just a little bit of crazy ex vibes

🎤 Burned your sweater, kept your lies

🎤 Singin’ “who’s the villain?” in disguise

🎤 You moved on? That’s adorable

🎤 I moved in—emotionally horrible

🎤 You get Zen, I bring knives—

🎤 Baby, these are crazy ex vibes

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😈 [Bridge – Spoken/snarl, then full scream]

🎙️ “I’m not mad, just memorizing every word you ever said… backwards… with candles lit.”

(SCREAMED)

🎤 YOU MADE ME LOSE MY MIND

🎤 SO I MADE IT A HOME!

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🎯 [Final Chorus – One last chaotic spin]

🎤 I’m not bitter, just alive

🎤 Crazy ex vibes—’til the day I die

🎤 You’ll remember every fight

🎤 When your next girl sleeps with one eye tight