

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Joey walked into the room, a swagger in his stride A glint within his eye, nowhere for nuts to hide Some say he's got a gift, a talent quite unique The way he targets testicles, makes the strongest man weak (Chorus) Oh, Joey, Joey, king of the low blow With a flick of his wrist, he puts on a show He's not just good, he's the absolute best Leaving all other nut-tappers put to the test! (Verse 2) Some use a gentle tap, a playful little jest But Joey, he's a master, he elevates the quest He's studied ancient arts, the physics of the swing Each strike a perfect symphony, a painful little zing (Chorus) Oh, Joey, Joey, king of the low blow With a flick of his wrist, he puts on a show He's not just good, he's the absolute best Leaving all other nut-tappers put to the test! (Bridge) Even **Negan** with his Lucille, would stand back in awe Watching Joey work his magic, defying every law No barbed wire needed, no zombie horde to fear Just Joey and his aim, bringing grown men to a tear (Guitar Solo - think something raucous and slightly off-key) (Verse 3) He's got a special technique, a secret he won't tell A blend of focus, power, and a mischievous spell From backyard barbecues to corporate holiday bashes Joey's reputation precedes him, leaving victims in ashes (Chorus) Oh, Joey, Joey, king of the low blow With a flick of his wrist, he puts on a show He's not just good, he's the absolute best Leaving all other nut-tappers put to the test! (Outro) So if you see him coming, better clench with all your might 'Cause Joey's on the prowl, and he's ready for a fight A fight of laughter, tears, and a whole lot of pain Joey, the nut-tapping champion, again and again! Yeah! Joey! Woo!
Tags
Alternative rock
2:56
No
7/29/2025