With a Flick

(Verse 1)
Joey walked into the room, a swagger in his stride
A glint within his eye, nowhere for nuts to hide
Some say he's got a gift, a talent quite unique
The way he targets testicles, makes the strongest man weak

(Chorus)
Oh, Joey, Joey, king of the low blow
With a flick of his wrist, he puts on a show
He's not just good, he's the absolute best
Leaving all other nut-tappers put to the test!

(Verse 2)
Some use a gentle tap, a playful little jest
But Joey, he's a master, he elevates the quest
He's studied ancient arts, the physics of the swing
Each strike a perfect symphony, a painful little zing

(Chorus)
Oh, Joey, Joey, king of the low blow
With a flick of his wrist, he puts on a show
He's not just good, he's the absolute best
Leaving all other nut-tappers put to the test!

(Bridge)
Even **Negan** with his Lucille, would stand back in awe
Watching Joey work his magic, defying every law
No barbed wire needed, no zombie horde to fear
Just Joey and his aim, bringing grown men to a tear

(Guitar Solo - think something raucous and slightly off-key)

(Verse 3)
He's got a special technique, a secret he won't tell
A blend of focus, power, and a mischievous spell
From backyard barbecues to corporate holiday bashes
Joey's reputation precedes him, leaving victims in ashes

(Chorus)
Oh, Joey, Joey, king of the low blow
With a flick of his wrist, he puts on a show
He's not just good, he's the absolute best
Leaving all other nut-tappers put to the test!

(Outro)
So if you see him coming, better clench with all your might
'Cause Joey's on the prowl, and he's ready for a fight
A fight of laughter, tears, and a whole lot of pain
Joey, the nut-tapping champion, again and again!
Yeah! Joey! Woo!

Alternative rock