Oops, I forgot

“Oops,
 I did it… 
wait, what day is it?”

Verse 


Every quiet moment feels like a crime
Burned the toast again, another small fail this time.
Keys on the counter, but where is my phone?
Mom’s calling again, Dad wants me to fix the unknown.

Pre-C
Scribble notes I’ll never read,
Swear I meant to remember, but my mind just ran.
The dog’s chewing my shoes, kids coloring the wall,
I put the milk in the pantry—chaos is my jam!

Chorus
Oops, I forgot again, what day is it today?
Oops, I forgot again, my brain just ran away!
Bills, chores, birthdays, nothing goes as planned,
Forgetfulness is my superpower—I’m a rockstar in demand!

Verse 
The calendar says Thursday, microwaved the TV remote,
Can’t remember my phone number, but Wi-Fi still floats.
Smoke alarm screaming, neighbors banging the wall,
Kids dressed like pirates, dog running through it all.

Pre-Ch
Grandma’s on the roof, waving her old frying pan,
Mom’s pulling out her hair, but somehow I still stand.
Coffee spilled on homework, wallet left on the bus,
Texted my boss by mistake, called my cat by my kid’s name—oops!

Chorus
Oops, I forgot again, what day is it today?
Oops, I forgot again, my brain just ran away!
Cereal on the floor, laundry in the oven, nothing goes as planned,
Forgetfulness is my glory—I’m the champion of this land!

Bridge
I try to be perfect, but I don’t even know what that is like,
The world has other plans, and I just go along for the ride.
Spilled milk, lost socks, burnt toast, minor disasters,
But we laugh, we scream, we rock—it’s chaos forever after!

Final Chorus
Oops, I forgot again, what day is it today?
Oops, I forgot again, my brain just ran away!
Keys, toast, bills, homework, losing all control,
Forgetfulness is my anthem—stressful life, rock ’n’ roll!

pop rock, male