Track · Apr 11, 2026 · English

Swamp Wi‑Fi Shuffle

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3:07

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I woke up late in my trailer

Mullet flat on one side

Got a text from my boss sayin'

"Son, you better find a ride"

My truck’s stuck deep in the driveway

Since ‘09 it just sits

So I grab my boots and a lukewarm beer

And a can of bacon bits

[Chorus]

Now I run through the cul-de-sac

Dodgin’ scooters, sprinklers, puffin’ my pack

Ain’t a jungle, it’s a dad-bod track

With a yard sale sofa and a busted kayak

Yeah I run (I run)

Through the cul-de-sac

Flip-flops flappin’ like a heart attack

Everybody yellin’, “Don’t come back!”

While I run through the cul-de-sac

[Verse 2]

Neighbor’s kid’s got a drone with a camera

Chasin’ me down the street

HOA takin’ pictures

Of my socks with little chili peppers on my feet

Dog next door thinks I’m Bigfoot

Barkin’ like Judgement Day

I’m just tryin’ to steal my cousin’s Wi‑Fi

From his minivan across the way

[Chorus]

So I run through the cul-de-sac

Past the mailbox painted like a possum snack

Trip on a skateboard, twist my back

Still chuggin’ this coffee in a Solo pack

Yeah I run (oh I run)

Through the cul-de-sac

Fitbit cryin’ like a maniac

My spine sayin’, “Buddy, we’ve made a mistake”

But I run through the cul-de-sac

[Bridge]

[Breakdown, drums drop, claps and guitar chucking]

I ain’t brave, I ain’t wild

I’m just a Wi‑Fi-huntin’ middle child

Front lawn jungles, plastic trees

Inflatable Santa starin’ back at me

(Keep runnin’)

From the bills, from the scale

From that lettuce rottin’ in a plastic pail

If I make it to the router by the cul-de-sac sign

I’m streamin’ all night on my cousin’s dime

[Chorus]

Yeah I run through the cul-de-sac

Past the pink flamingos and the Pontiac

Got three raccoons singin’ back-up tracks

And a mailman dancin’ with a fanny pack

So I run (I run)

Through the cul-de-sac

Whole town laughin’ at my panic attack

But they’ll all be knockin’ when the signal comes back

‘Cause I run, yeah I run

Through the cul-de-sac

Style

rockcomic southern rock / blues-rock parody with swaggering male vocalscrunchy dual guitarshonky-tonk piano fillsand a lazy back-porch groove. verses keep it tongue-in-cheek and story-driven; chorus erupts with gang vocals and slide guitar licks. tempo mid-fast with a playfulstomping rhythm and bigshout-along hooks.southern rockbluescomedyjungleenglish

Prompt

weird al yankovic style parody of Creedence Clearwater Revival run through the jungle

Credits

Prompt byPrimeRider415

GeneratedApr 11, 2026

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