Track · Mar 26, 2026 · English

Patch Notes to My Prime

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2:15

Language

English

Lyrics

[Intro]

Got outplayed

By a fourth grader

Trash talk in my headset

Like a commentator (wow)

[Verse 1]

I used to drop nukes back in high school

Top of every lobby, I was that dude

Now I log on after working all day

Loading into matches just to get outplayed

Little kid yelling, “EZ, EZ”

I’m reading the controls like a DVD

He’s doing trick shots, spinning like a Beyblade

I’m just trying not to walk into the same grenade (again)

[Chorus]

Patch notes to my prime, they nerfed my hands

Reaction time lagging in every match I’m in

I swear I was a legend back in twenty-ten

Now I’m getting no-scoped by a child again

Patch notes to my pride, they hit so hard

Ten-year-old cooking me like it’s his job

I’m yelling “one more game” at 2 AM

Then I fall asleep in the loading screen again (so sad)

[Verse 2]

Boot up 2K, I’m feeling real confident

Talking like a coach, “this is fundamentals”

He picks the worst team, playing on a tiny screen

Dropping thirty on my head, doing celebrations

“Uncle, you trash,” he says with a smile

I’m sweating every layup like it’s overtime

Hands kinda sweaty but it’s not like before

It’s just my carpal tunnel asking for a break mid-score (hold up)

[Chorus]

Patch notes to my prime, they nerfed my hands

Reaction time lagging in every match I’m in

I swear I was a legend back in twenty-ten

Now I’m getting no-scoped by a child again

Patch notes to my pride, they hit so hard

Ten-year-old cooking me like it’s his job

I’m yelling “one more game” at 2 AM

Then I fall asleep in the loading screen again (I’m done)

[Bridge]

Remember split screen, pizza on the floor

Arguing all night who got top score

Now my back hurts from this gaming chair

And these tiny trash talkers got me saying “that’s not fair” (for real)

[Chorus]

Patch notes to my prime, they nerfed my hands

Reaction time lagging in every match I’m in

I swear I was a legend back in twenty-ten

Now I’m getting no-scoped by a child again

Patch notes to my pride, they hit so hard

Ten-year-old cooking me like it’s his job

They dancing on my grave at the end-game screen

Guess I’m just the final boss from the old DLC (game over)

Style

rapplayful trap-pop with male vocals over bright steel drum plucks and bouncy 808s. verses stay conversational with tight hi-hats and sparse piano; chorus opens up with wide synth padslayered chanty backing vocalsand a heavier kick. occasional comedic ad-libs and pitched-down doubles on punchlineswith a short melodic bridge that pulls the energy back before a final big hook.popmale vocalsenglish

Prompt

I used to be good at video game back in the 2010’s but now I’m pushing thirty getting no scoped by a 10 year old. Kids beat me at NBA 2k now. Comedic, male vocals, 808s, trap, some pop, steel drums.

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ChazzTheSpazz

GeneratedMar 26, 2026

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