The Dumbest Rap Of All Time

I’ve done many things in life, learned a lot in life… so let me tell you about it

Don’t use the orange grit hand cleaner as lube, it will make you bleed (ooooh yeh) 

When you have beeds in a woman, just do me one favor… don’t start that poor girl like a push mower

Sometimes that woman may be a dude
 (always check for a ding dong) 

Hey watch this 
Hey bro 

“what?”

do you know who Candice is?

“no who’s Candice?” 

Candice dick fit in yo mouth (hahaha) 

Do I remember asking? 
Seriously I must have Alzheimer’s because I don’t remember asking

If you’re an American in a bathroom and an American when you come out, then what were you in the bathroom 

European (get it? European as a person from Europe) bad joke? Maybe 

Well fuck

Okay okay here’s another one 
There’s a muffin in the oven, where is it now? 
In my ass (these lame ass jokes) 

I got a kitten, and I think she might be super man, she’s jumping around all over the place, biting the shit out of me, hissing at me… 
and no I’m not talking about a cat… besides her unwashed pussy I can smell from a mile away and across the block

You know it must suck being a correction officer in a male prison
 (hey C O we got a bus load of inmates coming in) 
now I be looking at 37 different dudes lifting up their balls… but wait until they have to do the squat and cough and the one guy feels something getting inserted into his rectum (C O what the fuck!?) sorry my man, I thought you were offering 

Rap