Side quest energy

[Intro – glitchy / spoken]
Loading… loading…
Brain at 2%, vibes at 100
Spawn point set — let’s go

[Verse 1]
Woke up late, still rolled a crit
Battle armor hoodie, yeah that’s the fit
Coffee potion, stamina hit
NPCs mad ’cause I don’t sit

Map too big, I zig I zag
Got ten tabs in my brain, lag lag lag
Life said “focus” — nah that’s cap
I found a raccoon wearing a wizard hat

[Pre-Chorus]
Everybody running straight lines
I’m out here chasing dumb side signs
Treasure chest? probably socks
But open it anyway — XP rocks

[Chorus]
Side quests, main quest, let’s win this
Climb high, sky level, top of the business
Weird squad dancing like nobody watching
Button mash dreams, ain’t nobody stopping

Up on top, crown don’t drop
Glitch through walls, never gonna stop
Life’s a game and we spin that wheel
Side quest energy — that’s the deal

[Verse 2]
Saved a cat, found a spoon
Bought a cape at noon
Talked to a tree, it hummed a tune
Now we starting a band on the moon

Inventory full of random stuff
Rubber duck, rock, half a glove
Main story yelling “hurry up!”
But this mushroom said it’s in love

So I stayed — vibed — leveled my luck
Rolled a 20 in an ice cream truck
If it’s strange then it’s my route
Plot twist king with the golden loot

[Pre-Chorus]
Rules bend when we jump that fence
Chaos builds confidence
Everybody serious — nah not me
I’m speedrunning joy on difficulty: free

[Chorus]
Side quests, main quest, let’s win this
Climb high, sky level, top of the business
Weird squad dancing like nobody watching
Button mash dreams, ain’t nobody stopping

Up on top, crown don’t drop
Glitch through walls, never gonna stop
Life’s a game and we spin that wheel
Side quest energy — that’s the deal

[Bridge – half-time / trippy]
Pause menu… breathe in…
Why rush when the world’s this big?
Coins in my pocket, stars in my hoodie
Whole squad goofy but the vibes all goodie

Respawn fear? Nah we brave
Every mistake just XP saved
Main quest calling? cool, we’ll see
But the fun’s where the weird stuff be

[Final Chorus – faster / hype]
Side quests, main quest, let’s win this
Up on top, yeah we BEEN this
Laugh loud, jump high, spin quick
Life too short not to be weird with it

Side quests, main quest, crown on top
Dance on the edge, don’t ever stop
Press start — go wild — feel that spark
We lighting the map like glow-in-the-dark

[Outro]
Achievement unlocked:
Too weird to lose.

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