[Intro – Glitched Female Voice + Whispered Ad Libs] 🎵 Oops… he did it again… 🎵 (sassy autotuned echo) Another NDA… another jet… another bottle of baby oil on the steps (voice fades in like a voicemail) “Hi, you’ve reached legal. Leave a message after the scandal.” Dead Love Drive… welcome to the mansion. ⸻ [Verse 1] Moonwalked out the courtroom, no fingerprints But 10 more rumors in the group chat rinse Private island, passport clean But everybody know what them cameras seen VIP list got ghosts and ghouls Penthouse suite with unwritten rules Came with a robe and a tray of drinks Left with trauma and conspiracy links Cash in the mattress, files in the floor Silk sheets squealin’ like a horrorcore score Lights out quick when the feds say “boo” But the smile still shinin’ on Pay-Per-View ⸻ [Hook – Chant x Glitched Pop Sample] 🎵 Whoops Diddy did it again 🎵 Another party turned CNN Another “friend” with a flashback grin Whole damn world yellin’ “NOT AGAIN!” 🎵 Whoops Diddy did it again 🎵 Covered it up with gold and gin When the truth knocked, he ain’t let it in “I swear on my yacht, I ain’t sinned.” (Background vocal: “You can’t make this sht up!”*) (Echo: “Oops…”) ⸻ [Verse 2] Ayo, big bag, hush hush Another headline get swept with a blush Girls ain’t talkin’ for the Gucci clutch Boys ain’t walkin’ ‘cause the payout’s lush Every case got the same old notes “I was there… but I ain’t got quotes.” Flyin’ private while the secrets bleed In a house full of mirrors and a vault of greed The maid got questions, the chef saw things The walls got eyes and the beds got swings And every week it’s a brand new claim But somehow the lawyers all play the same game ⸻ [Hook – Louder & Snarkier] 🎵 Whoops Diddy did it again 🎵 Ghosted the press like a Houdini twin Threw a party in a hurricane Then swore on his label “it’s all fake pain” 🎵 Whoops Diddy did it again 🎵 Media blackout — spin and spin Truth on the floor, right under the gin But the beat goes on with a twisted grin (Ad lib: “This mansion got more ghosts than a Conjuring flick!”) (Glitch echo: “Oops… again… again… again…”) ⸻ [Bridge – Slowed Down Spoken Word Breakdown] She said: “He brought me roses and ruin. He poured champagne in my doubt. He whispered ‘fame’ like a love song… Then vanished when the truth came out.” (beat drops back in) Now they searchin’ the pool with drones Now he tweetin’ from six different phones Now they whisperin’ “cover-up clone” But the NDA’s stacked like Game of Thrones ⸻ [Final Hook – Chant + Layered Harmonies] 🎵 Whoops Diddy did it again 🎵 Swore on the Bible, then called his friends One flew to Paris, one hit the bends The other said “bro, it never ends!” 🎵 Whoops Diddy did it again 🎵 Flashed that smile, said “tell your friends” This ain’t a story — this a trend Where baby oil meets the bitter end (Final drop – glitch echo and whispered ad lib) “You can’t make this sh*t up…” (Female voice: “Oops…”) Dead Love Drive.

Whoops Diddy Did It Again