Lot lizard boogie

Verse 1:

Pull in, your big rig chokin, and she’ll flash her decayed smile, known just how to suck Start cummin engine.

She’s A truck stop siren, with a body that’s gone wild.

Her eyes gleam bright like neon lights in the night,

She growls at your truck, “Hey, baby, you got some room inside?”

Pre-Chorus:

She Got a twitch in her step, like a dirty pirate in a string bikini.

And a laugh that sounds like a barroom brawl with a concrete mixer Rollin gravel around, she’s been around the block a few times, if you know what I mean.

Her skin smooth as a watermelon cactus from that asphalt tan

Chorus:

Oh, she’s the lot lizard, queen of this truck stop throne,

Barkin’ loud, with a heart of Kodiak – and a price that’s negotiable alone.

She’ll ride you like a Peterbilt on a bumpy night,

Leave you wondering, was it worth the penicillin shot?

Verse 2:

She’s seen more miles than a million truckin’ songs,

And more action than a Vegas midget strip club

Her past is as stained and bumpy as a truck stop parking lot,

Future uncertain – but tonight’s price is what she’s got.

Bridge:

Her kisses are whiskey, her love’s a cheap thrill,

But in the morning light, she’ll leave you standing still.

Don’t get too close, or you’ll get burned by the flair up’s,

Of this lot lizard’s love – she’s that truck stop adventure.

Chorus:

She’s seen more miles than a million truckin’ songs,

And more action than a Vegas midget strip club

Her past is as stained and bumpy as a truck stop parking lot,

Future uncertain – but tonight’s price is what she’s got.

Outro:

So when you’re out on the road, and the night feels so long,

Remember the lot lizard, and the song she howlin so strong.

She’s a piece of the journey, a adventure in the making,

And when you pull away, she’ll bark a final “Don’t be late next time!”