Track · Mar 25, 2026 · English

Candy Land Victory Lap

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2:51

Language

English

Lyrics

[Intro]

(haha…)

Heh… heh-heh… (ahh!)

Sticky streets still stained from last night

Peppermint ribs in the moonlight

Candy-coated bones in a gumdrop pile

I count 'em up, then I

[Chorus]

Laugh at the bodies Candy Land swallowed (ha!)

Every sweet scream echo in my jaw, I wallow (mwahaha)

This a victory lap, we chew 'em, spit the wrappers

Mr. Mint, Bubblegum Queen

We the happily ever afters (ha-ha-ha)

[Verse 1]

Mr. Mint:

Cherry stains on my mint-axe blade

Name tags stuck in the caramel waves

They begged for a taste, now they stuck in my teeth

I floss with their fate, then I hum as they bleed (hehe)

Bubblegum Queen:

Pink thrones carved from their brittle little hearts

Sugar glass shards, I wear 'em like art

They prayed for escape, but the floor turned to chew

Now every step squeaks out a song about you (mm, chew-chew)

[Chorus]

Laugh at the bodies Candy Land swallowed (oh, they gone)

Every sweet scream echo in my jaw, I wallow (mwahaha)

This a victory lap, we chew 'em, spit the wrappers

Mr. Mint, Bubblegum Queen

We the happily ever afters (ooh, after, after)

[Verse 2]

Mr. Mint:

Tracks in the taffy, they ran, then froze

Jawbreaker suns set slow on their hopes

I sprinkle their names on my ice cream hill

Lick 'em off the stone till the world goes still (ha!)

Bubblegum Queen:

I blow bright bubbles with the air they lost

Pop one, two, three for the final cost

Candy cane crosses line the licorice field

We toast every grave with a sugar-sealed seal (cheers…)

[Bridge]

[beat drops to half-time, distant choir]

Mr. Mint:

Line 'em up, line 'em up

One more spin

Carousel of cavities

Let the feast begin (ha-ha)

Bubblegum Queen:

Did you think this board had a happy end?

Every colored square just a hungry friend

Step by step

You were walking into me

Into us

[Chorus]

Laugh at the bodies Candy Land swallowed (swallowed whole)

Every sweet scream echo in my jaw, I wallow (mwahaha)

This a victory lap, we chew 'em, spit the wrappers

Mr. Mint, Bubblegum Queen

We the happily ever afters

[Outro]

Mr. Mint:

Count the skulls like sprinkles on a sundae (hehe)

Bubblegum Queen:

Blow a kiss, let the red stains run, babe (mwah)

Both:

If you taste that sweet, then you die in my hand

Another fine feast for our Candy Land (ha… ha-ha-ha… MWHAHAHA)

Style

rapsinister cinematic trap with booming low-enddetuned music-box bellsand stabbing orchestral hits. male vocals unhinged and theatrical; female vocals syrupy yet menacing. evil laughter panned widead-libs dripping with reverb. hook drops into halftime with distorted 808s; verses ride a skittering hi-hat pattern. final chorus stacks gang shouts under the duet for a triumphantvillainous climax.male vocalsenglish

Prompt

Sinister trap, maniacal male vocals, lots of evil laughing, Mr. Mint laughs at the days victims who were feasted on by Candy Land. A victory lap for Candy Land. Duet featuring Bubblegum Queen

Credits

Prompt by

ChazzTheSpazz

GeneratedMar 25, 2026

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