Give a Goose a Grenade

[Intro – low, distorted talk over brooding keys]  
Yo... what up doe?  
They gave a goose a gander... now he lost in the sauce  
But hand that bird a grenade?  
Whole block go boom, busta.  
D-Town stand up.

[Verse 1]  
Give a goose a gander, he start peepin' too hard  
Eyes on the next man's plate, get to dreamin' too large  
Pander to the clout, chase likes, sell soul for the charge  
Now he web-footed simp, lost himself in the mirage  
Neck stretched long like he think he a swan  
But he still just a honker, gettin' played like a pawn  
They feed him that bread, he gobble it raw  
While they laugh in the cut, pull strings on his jaw  
He pandered so hard, turned fan to a mark  
Now he ghost in the group chat, just bark in the dark  
Goose with no game, just noise and no spark  
Gave him a glance and he fell for the art—damn!

[Hook]  
Give a goose a gander, he'll lose himself to the pander  
Sell dreams to the gram, turn into a stand-in  
But if you give a goose a grenade?  
He'll blow this motherfucker down!  
Boom!  
Give a goose a grenade?  
He'll blow this motherfucker—DOWN!  
(8 Mile to the river, let it echo through the town)

[Verse 2]  
Now flip the script quick, put that pine in his grip  
Goose turn savage, feathers ruffle, he don't trip  
Pull pin with his beak, no remorse on his lip  
Eyes bloodshot red, 'bout to let that bitch rip  
Ain't no fairy tale ending, this that D shit for real  
From the block where the factories ghost and the steel  
He was humble, now humbled the whole damn field  
One bird with a bomb, make the opps have to kneel  
They thought he was soft 'cause he waddled and hissed  
But he came from the mud where the real ones exist  
Gave him the tool, now the block in a twist  
Feathers fly high while the concrete get kissed—boom!

[Hook]  
Give a goose a gander, he'll lose himself to the pander  
Chase validation, turn into a dancer  
But if you give a goose a grenade?  
He'll blow this motherfucker down!  
Boom-boom!  
Give a goose a grenade?  
He'll blow this motherfucker—DOWN!  
(What up doe? Grenade in the clutch, busta)

[Bridge – slower, menacing piano rolls]  
They laughed when he begged, called him goofy and lame  
Now the block look like Gaza, ain't nobody the same  
One spark from the bottom, turn quiet to flame  
Goose with the hardware—remember the name.

[Verse 3 / Outro]  
So next time you see him just noddin' and posin'  
Hand him that explosive, watch loyalty explodin'  
From gander to gone, from clown to corrosion  
Detroit raised that bird on that kill-or-be-killed motion  
Give a goose a gander, he fold like some plastic  
But give him the boom? Turn tragic to classic  
Whole city go silent when that beak hit the plastic  
Pin out—goodnight—motherfucker, it's drastic!

[Final Hook – ad-libs over fading sirens]  
Give a goose a grenade... (boom!)  
He'll blow this motherfucker down! (what up doe?)  
Give a goose a grenade... (skrrt!)  
Blow this motherfucker—DOWN!  
(Goose Gang)

Detroit Cadence, Lyrical , Wordsmith, Grimy, Uptempo, Hard 808S, Dark Piano Chords, Motor City Menace, Raw Street Narrat