Slippery Situation

[Verse]
I woke up feeling extra clean today
Hit the shower singing like it’s Broadway
But then it slipped away oh what a twist
My soap took a dive like it couldn’t resist
[Chorus]
Oh no I dropped the soap again
Sliding like it’s got no shame my friend
It’s a bathtub battlefield a soapy crime
I swear it gets me every time
[Verse 2]
I tried to grab it but it’s way too slick
It’s got moves so smooth it’s acrobatic
Sliding around like it’s on a quest
Soap Olympics gold medalist at best
[Chorus]
Oh no I dropped the soap again
Sliding like it’s got no shame my friend
It’s a bathtub battlefield a soapy crime
I swear it gets me every time
[Bridge]
It’s mocking me with every twist and turn
A soap rebellion lessons to learn
Shampoo’s no help conditioner’s no guide
It’s me and my soap in a slippery ride
[Verse 3]
Finally caught it but it slipped once more
This lathered-up trouble I can’t ignore
To the shower mat it goes with flair
Laughing at me like it just doesn’t care

pop punk, pop, male vocals, comedic