Snowboard Drama Queen

Lip gloss on in the lift line

She checks her selfie not the slope

Designer goggles

Fur-trim coat

Claims every run like it's her show

Board on her hip like a trophy

Moves in slow motion

All eyes only

She falls

Pops up

Throws a wink at the sky

Snowboard drama queen

Carving up the scene

Making it about her

Every tiny slip

She sells it like a twist in a thriller

Snowboard drama queen (oh)

Crowd on the deck just watching her perform

I'm here to ride this mountain

She's here to ride the storm

Cuts the line with a practiced smile

Drops my name like a backstage pass

"Did you see that?" after every turn

Leaves a trail of attitude and glass

Talks like the hill is her kingdom

Poses at the peak for the vision

We race

She bails

Blames the glare in her eyes

[low vocal register] She says it's all in good fun

But she needs that spotlight sun

I'm just laughing in my mask

Letting her steal the whole act

[full voice] Let her spin

Let her scream

Let her preen (hey!)

I'll be in the trees chasing clean lines

Free

She can own every screen

Every scene

I’ll still beat her down the run

Quietly