Sea Jig of the War Tides

[Intro]
Oh, the seas are wild, the battle's fierce
Captain drunken man, sailing the pierce
Flags are flying, cannons roar
War stories told from shore to shore

[Verse 1]
Keeper of the keg, in the military's maze
Losing grip on the leader's gaze
Dementia’s dance, with a Dracula’s guise
Guiding the ship with unsteady eyes

[Pre-Chorus]
Sea jig spinning, chaos springing
War drums pounding, the nation’s ringing
Drunk and wild, in the storm, we’re singing
The ratings war, endlessly swinging

[Chorus]
We're winning the ratings war! Oh, we're proud and loud
Fighting in the fire, beneath the blood red cloud
Operation Rum Runner, sailing through the storm
In a drunken sea jig, where chaos is born

[Bridge]
Fisherman ships explode in flame
Tales of valor and of blame
Leaders lost in their own game
History's ink, forever the same

[Outro]
Raise your glass, let the chaos fade
In the drunken sea jig we’re made
To sail the storm, through fire and rain
Keep the keg, in the war’s strange domain

Sea shanty with a chaotic, rebellious vibe, brass instruments, and drums