Armchair Critic

Verse 1
You sit high on your throne then cussed
Pointing fingers like you’ve earned trust.
Words decorate your harrowed shrine 
Secondhand animated rage is so divine
Never once bled, but your preaching fake pain
Throwing looks in a black windowpane.

Pre‑Chorus
You’ve got opinions, we don’t care 
Print a faux t-shirt so you can wear

Chorus
Armchair critic, shouting from the sidelines,
Tear it down with your recycled punchlines.
Armchair prophet, crowned in contradiction,
You love to disrupt, so fear the friction.
Yeah, talk big — but you’d never risk it.
Sit back down, you armchair critic.

Verse 2
Your truth crashed in a wild tailspin
A hollow scream in a metal trash bin.
You measure worth by who you shame,
But never once thought who’s to blame
You want the glory to crush your enemy
Lame backseat driver is what we see

Pre‑Chorus
You’ve got opinions like piss in a water gun,
Afraid to return when the damage is done 

Chorus
Armchair critic, shouting from the sidelines,
Tear it down with your recycled punchlines.
Armchair prophet, crowned in contradiction,
You love to disrupt, now fear the friction.
Yeah, talk big — but you’d never risk it.
Sit back down, you armchair critic.

Bridge
Create a war you’ll claim to fight,
Fuel a revolution on the couch tonight.
You want the crown without the weight,
A hero’s story will start to fabricate.

Final Chorus
Armchair critic, yells from a cheap seat,
Empty words created in a raging tweet
Armchair prophet, master of the mimic,
Repeating the lies, your final gimmick 
Yeah,  talk big — but you’d never risk it.
Fade to silence, you armchair critic.

Punk / Thrash