Farmers Market

(Verse 1)
Walking through the stalls,
Greeting neighbours on the lawn,
Women selling shawls,
Tryin to find jewellery to pawn,
Cowboys out by the barns,
Looking at the pretty girls by the waterfall. 
And me I’m just doing my shopping,
Need some free range eggs and some sandwich toppings. 
But right then you appear in my view,
And my golly you’re good looking too. 
And you say

(Chorus)
“Hey boy, why you looking at me?
Do I look like someone to be gawked at in the street?
No, look here, boy,
I’m talking to you,
Do you want me to give you something more productive to do?”

(Verse 2)
She winked at me and moved up on,
I dropped my eggs,
My bacon,
And my heart. 
I can’t figure out what happened,
But I sure know I liked it!
And now,
I gotta find that girl,
Ooh damn. 

I walk through the crowds of people and,
Reach the cowboys at the barn,
It didn’t take me a minute more,
Cos she was there, causing some war. 
She said

(Chorus)
“Hey, boys, why you looking at me?
Ain’t you got no where better to be?
I’m not no picture, not no piece of meat. 
But if you’re bored I’ve got just the thing for you. 
You can’t stare at the back of my shoe”

(Verse 3)
Then she lifted her leg,
And I was stunned,
She blew that boy right into that barn,
Knocked him on his ass in the dirt,
Those other guys didn’t know where to look. 
But I kept looking at her,
As she wiped her boots clean and brushed off her skirt. 
Oooo and I said

(Chorus)
Hey, girl, I think I’m in love with you. 
I promise I won’t look at you,
Less you want me too (laugh). 
And me, girl, I’m just a farmers boy,
Nothing more, ain’t that a shame. 
I got plenty of cows, but none of them in my name. 
Girl, I’ll never stare at you,
But if you’ll take me, 
you can find me something more productive to do. 

Country. Male voice