Jack Daniel Alien (Country Rock)

Out in the black he zips through stars

Drinking on Jack at cheap alien bars

A spaceship's belly full of booze and cigars

He abducts the weak we’re all in his jars

He’s reckless high and out of his mind

Across the galaxy he leaves bottles behind

But swerving his ship can’t read the signs

Collision course with fate was a matter of time

Plasma shots and a whiskey buzz

He's always drinking doesn’t stop or pause

Human screams echo not just because

They're trapped in the grip of his drunken claws

But then the comet flashing bright

Crosses his path and blinds his sight

He crashes hard and lost his flight

A mangled mess of sparks and light

He’s reckless high and out of his mind

Across the galaxy he leaves bottles behind

But swerving his ship can’t read the signs

Collision course with fate was a matter of time

US men in black they’re on the scene

Pulled him out he’s stinking obscene

Chains on his wrists now he's going in jail

Wrecked alien who's now sober as hell

He’s reckless high and out of his mind

Across the galaxy he leaves bottles behind

But swerving his ship can’t read the signs

Collision course with fate was a matter of time

He's a drunk alien who speeds so fast,

Normally he's got his finger up your ass,

Now he's captured and 6 floors below

No more booze for this drunken green fellow

He's a Jack Daniels Alien... wooohoooo,