Evan

Evan is a thief, makes sense now cuz his last name is hood

Evan hood goes around showing everyone what the hood be like 

(Ev ev evan hood)

Evan cuts a air compressor hose…
He better hope a oppressor from GTA don’t show up for stealing da compressor hose 

Ev Ev caught with a cam cam camera (security camera) 

The facebook comments be like “he lives at the scrap yard”, “the scrap yard knows him very well”, “doesn’t his mom own that green house? (oh yes she does)” 

Evan caught while smoking a siggy siggy cigarette on cam cam camera 

Evan is a man from the hood

Evan be like “that that isn’t me with that identical truck and dog on that cam footage” 

Guys you better hide your copper, ohhhh lock your doors because the hood is in town

Ev Ev Evan stole John’s generator, Ev Ev better prep prep prep-orate for the cops to come

Ev can’t even be a good skid steer operator 

Ev got so much hood in him that he even knows his dog doesn’t like peanut butter, unfortunately his dog is not a code word for homie. 

Ev Ev Evan hood 

Wrecked his skid steer into the picker shack (got distracted cuz of the copper box) 

Ev stole John’s generator, now he’s got to prep-orate for the cops to come 

He stole the compressor hose, now a GTA oppressor is after him

Da hood is in town, Evan hood

Facebook comments be like “that’s what a base ball bat and a hole is for” 

Evan you better now watch out sunny boy 

Hood boy 
Ev boy
Thief boy 
Buttcrack boy 
Lab boy 

Rap