Slit the sheet

“Slit the Sheet Blues” (Blues-Jazz Twist)

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit

Twistin’ my words like the smoke in the air

Playin’ this groove with a devil-may-care

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit

I twist, I turn, I swing real slow

Keep that tongue twister in the flow

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit on the “I sit”.

Sheets in a heap, rhythm in my feet

Every word I say got a jazzy beat

Slide to the left, slide to the right

Slit the sheet again in the moonlit night

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit

Twist, turn, tip, tap, slide

Swingin’ on this tongue twister ride

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit

Slit it once, slit it twice

Let the music roll like sugar and spice

Every line a dance, every word a swing

On the slitted sheet, let the bells ring

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit

Twist, turn, tip, tap, slide

Keep that tongue twister swingin’ wide

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit

Upon the slitted sheet, I sit

Slit the sheet… I sit…

Slit the sheet… I sit…