“Slit the Sheet Blues” (Blues-Jazz Twist)
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
Twistin’ my words like the smoke in the air
Playin’ this groove with a devil-may-care
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
I twist, I turn, I swing real slow
Keep that tongue twister in the flow
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit on the “I sit”.
Sheets in a heap, rhythm in my feet
Every word I say got a jazzy beat
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Slit the sheet again in the moonlit night
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
Twist, turn, tip, tap, slide
Swingin’ on this tongue twister ride
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
Slit it once, slit it twice
Let the music roll like sugar and spice
Every line a dance, every word a swing
On the slitted sheet, let the bells ring
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
Twist, turn, tip, tap, slide
Keep that tongue twister swingin’ wide
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
Slit the sheet… I sit…
Slit the sheet… I sit…