[Intro] Yo yo yooooo you need to tell your local coworkers, your local managers and your local general manager because... Everything is going down tonight.. Tonight!!! [Verse 1] Daddy told me to be careful of a 15 year old Mexican boy named Austin, And he likes to scratch at his meat and he likes to say weird things and I am scared of him, and he says loudly in front of customers and kids (My balls hurt!) and he works in a restaurant called Culver's [Pre chorus] Uh, we ain't holding it no more We ain't holding it no more hoe! [Chorus] Somebody help me! (I'm here everybody!) And Austin has clocked in I feel my anger!! Austin is clocked in [Verse 2: Austin] Rushing through making custard with the double scoop (Uh) Running out orders while jerking off my penis! (Yo) Double deluxe, double cheeseburger, double bacon deluxe (yeah) Hitting on my coworkers (Uh) Stop me if you can (Ha) Making custard and taking orders while scratching at my meat (Uh) Pissing off every coworker and manger tonight (What are you doing Austin!!!!) [Pre chorus] So help me!!! (Hey Jackson, wanna see me scratch at my balls?) (No Austin! Get back to work and stop scratching at your meat in front of customers and kids!) [Chorus] Yo, one day Austin wanted to use the bathroom but he did not wash his hands or change his gloves, then Austin decided to eat out of the trash, then one of Austin's coworkers named Alex caught Austin doing it then Alex said (What are you doing Austin!!!) [Verse 3: Austin] Fuck the haters, Get your ass back in the drive thru Don't worry about me, I need my meat to be scratched and touched, I need to find coworkers to hit on, It's all about the money and hoes! Your going to see more of me! Off of the clock! It's all about the money and hoes!!!! [Verse 4] Yo, Austin wanted to ask out his coworkers named Carly and Kami, but then Austin wanted to ask out Carly first by texting her about getting ice cream,(Hey Carly, can we go out and go get ice cream sometime) but then Carly rejected Austin so then Austin wanted to ask out Kami by saying to Kami (Kami, I'm lonely) but then Kami rejected Austin [Outro] Austin is a weird guy He is always seen as a weirdo And Austin's parents is rich Yeahhhh Austin has anger issues Yeah yo yo to this day Austin still works in Culver's and Austin continues to hit on his coworkers

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