Boris, Ruler Of The Swamp

(Verse 1)

I see in the distance, fresh meat walking my way,

A delicious meal for the muscles I’d say,

Oh wait, it’s a human… what’s a human doing in my poison land,

Guess I’ll treat him like a tasty lamb,

(Pre-Chorus)

These lands are my home,

From the Ice King I guard a tome,

One of three “keys” to enter his lair,

I bet this human is trying to get there,

(Chorus)

My name is Boris, ruler of the swamp,

A general to the Ice King, this is not a dump,

I get it now your name is Kasai,

I’ll eat you bone crunching dry,

(Post-Chorus)

Bone… crunching…

Dry!

(Verse 2)

Ouch! Watch where your swinging your sword,

That hurts, I’m gonna smash you like cardboard,

Get ready for my ogre strength,

One punch, smash… not my face,

(Pre-Chorus)

These lands are my home,

From the Ice King I guard a tome,

One of three “keys” to enter his lair,

I know this human is trying to get there,

(Chorus)

My name is Boris, ruler of the swamp,

A general to the Ice King, this is not a dump,

I got it now your name is Kasai,

I’ll eat you bone crunching dry,

(Post-Chorus)

Bone… crunching…

Dry!

(Bridge)

I’m not sure how much more I can handle,

Dealing with this human candle,

The more I punch, the more he cuts,

Is this the end of Boris, my eyes are falling shut,

(Pre-Chorus)

These lands are my home,

From the Ice King I guard a tome,

One of three “keys” to enter his lair,

I know this human is trying to get there,

(Chorus)

My name is Boris, ruler of the swamp,

A general to the Ice King, this is not a dump,

I got it now your name is Kasai,

I’ll eat you bone crunching dry,

(Post-Chorus)

Bone… crunching…

Dry!

(Outro + Spoken)

Too much blood everywhere,

Sorry master, I lost the key to your lair