Track · Apr 17, 2026 · English

Blue Balls and an Itch

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Duration

2:27

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

You said, “Come over”

I shaved and I prayed

Used my best cologne

Almost passed out from the spray

You opened the door

In your big old hoodie

Said, “Let’s just cuddle”

Like that counted as booty (c’mon!)

[Chorus]

You left me with blue balls and an itch

Heart in the gutter, pants in a ditch

Netflix credits, I’m beggin’ for a switch

But you hit “next episode”

You left me with blue balls and an itch

Tease on ten like a broken light switch

I need a doctor or at least a quick fix

And some ice, for the road

[Verse 2]

We made out for hours

You climbed on my lap

Then you checked your horoscope

Said, “Tonight’s a trap”

You lit all those candles

Then said, “I’m so tired”

Girl, my soul stood up

While my body retired (oh man)

[Chorus]

You left me with blue balls and an itch

Heart in the gutter, pants in a ditch

Netflix credits, I’m beggin’ for a switch

But you hit “next episode”

You left me with blue balls and an itch

Tease on ten like a broken light switch

I need a doctor or at least a quick fix

And some ice, for the road

[Bridge]

Group chat blowin’ up

“Bro, you score or what?” (nah)

All I got tonight

Was hugs and karma cuts

Might start a support group

“Almost Got Some” club

We meet on Thursdays

Bring your own cold tub (hey!)

[Chorus]

You left me with blue balls and an itch

Heart in the gutter, pants in a ditch

Netflix credits, I’m beggin’ for a switch

But you hit “next episode”

You left me with blue balls and an itch

Tease on ten like a broken light switch

I need a reset, or at least a glitch

And a friend… with benefits (oh yeah)

Style

bouncy pop-punk groove with bright distorted guitarstight bassand snappy drums; male vocals leaning comedic and conversational. verses stay sparse and punchychoruses stack gang shouts and octave doubleswith a quick drum fill into a shout-along bridge for maximum crowd energy.english

Prompt

Funny song Left me with blue balls and an itch

Credits

Prompt byPrimeRider415

GeneratedApr 17, 2026

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