Air Guitar

[808s slide in slow then punch, distorted 808  glide, hi-hats stuttering like a broken sprinkler]

[low ominous 808 rumble fades in • distant distorted guitar feedback • slow hi-hat ticks • crowd murmur builds underneath]

**Intro** (half-spoken, half-growled, pitched slightly down — building hype)  
Yeah… lights dim… bass about to wake the dead.  
I ain’t here to behave.  
I came to get stupid turnt.  
Pour one for the lost souls…  
then pour another for the motherfucker who thinks he can out-turnt me tonight.  
(beat pauses — silence for one second)  
Aight… fuck it.  
Turn me up.

[BOOM — 808 slide hits hard, hi-hats explode into double-time stutter, distorted synth glide screams in]

**Chorus** (screamed)  
I get so fucking turnt I start acting like a star!
I get so fucking turnt I start to play the air guitar!
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!  

[Chorus Part 2 Chopped and screwed]
(i get so fucking turnt i start acting like a star)
(i get so fucking turnt i start to play the air guitar)
(*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!)  

**Verse** (fast and angry)  
I take two shots of dat liquor,
The third one feels a little quicker,  
By the fifth sip of the sizzurp,
I dont see the picture!

My air guitar stays tight,
I slide my hammer on ghost strings.  
The whole party starts screaming, “Bro, what the fuck are those things?!”

**Pre-chorus** (pitched down)  
The bass baptize me.  
The kick drum crucify me.  
I turn godly and I do it violently.

**Chorus** (screamed)  
I get so fucking turnt I start acting like a star!
I get so fucking turnt I start to play the air guitar!
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!  

[Chorus Part 2 Chopped and screwed]
(i get so fucking turnt i start acting like a star)
(i get so fucking turnt i start to play the air guitar)
(*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!)  

**Bridge** (half-time, nasty distorted laughter + slowing 808 heartbeat)  
Heh… hehehe… Are y’all still breathing?  
I thought you believed I was playing. Nah.  
Watch me wind it up real slow…  
(air guitar build — tension rising, feedback whine)  
………………  
THEN—  

*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!  

(the beat slams back double-time, cymbals crash)

**Final Chorus** (screaming ad-libs)  

**Chorus** (screamed)  
I get so fucking turnt I start acting like a star!
I get so fucking turnt I start to play the air guitar!
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!  

[Chorus Part 2 Chopped and screwed]
(i get so fucking turnt i start acting like a star)
(i get so fucking turnt i start to play the air guitar)
(*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!)  

**Outro** (fading heartbeat 808 + lingering feedback squeal)  
I am still turnt.  
I am still whamming.  

*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*!!  *WHAM!*!!  

[beat drops out]

Rage Trap, Turnt Trap, 808S, Distorted Bass, Demonic Trap, Hype Anthem, Party Rage, Air Guitar Trap, Moshpit Energy, emo