I’m better than you because I have a free pal uh stine shirt on and I live at home
I go to Chat Room every night and call everyone that works more than 20 hours a week racist and fascist
You better not disagree with me (why is that?)
Because I’ll get you kicked out of the arts district (oh no whatever will I do???)
I’ll tell everyone you said something racist and the crust punks will be mean to you
It doesn’t matter when or where it happened or even if it was true
I love when people I don’t like croak
I’m very high strung and cannot take a joke
Pink chili bowl, black frame glasses I guess you could call me……
Woke. (Woke biotch?
Woke. (Hell no I’m out. I don’t do that woke bullshiiiit)
I’ll get every beta at Caves to give you dirty looks
I’ll pretend to give a fock about the Middle East and I’ll share propaganda memes
If you’re jamming out to this song
I’ll get you canceled if you think I’m wrong
I’m a woke hooker
I’m chunky not a looker
I’m headed to caves