Roxanne is downtown

Roxanne is downtown

She makes me frown

Cause every time I see her

She's with a clown

His name is Fred and

He sleeps on a bed

And when he gets up

He brushes his head

He has a cat

And he has a rat

That's why I always

Call him a brat

I'm bad, I'm cool

And he's the fool

He doesn't even go to school

He can't spell and

He can't read

I think a teacher is what he needs