Intro – Both, sing-talking in unison with party vibe]: (♂️) “The sun’s too hot—” (♀️) “—your shirt’s too small!” (♂️) “Your bikini’s missing half, that’s all!” (♀️) “Don’t blame me, I came to slay—” (♂️) “And you made three lifeguards run away!” [Verse 1 – ♂️] Yo, I got sunscreen on my nose and snacks in my pants Forgot my trunks but I still dance My floatie’s a unicorn — yeah, I’m that bold But your cousin’s staring like I just struck gold [Verse 2 – ♀️] You cannonballed straight into my drink Now my cocktail’s salty — what do you think? You brought beach balls but dropped your drawers Guess “moonrise” came early — applause, applause! [Chorus – Both, energetic]: 🎵 Hot sand, cold drinks, makin’ poor decisions! Shake it like ya lost all inhibitions! Beach bods, tan lines, vibes so sketchy— Someone call Mom, ‘cause this party’s too edgy! 🎵 [Verse 3 – ♂️] She’s got shades like an anime villain, it’s true Sippin’ on boba like, “Step on me, senpai, ooh~” You winked at me — I thought I might melt But you just wanted fries from the bag on my belt [Verse 4 – ♀️] You flirt like your brain’s on airplane mode You asked my age, then handed me a cheat code?! I’m spicy like takoyaki in July But you’re just ramen with no sauce, dry guy 😏 [Chorus – Both, even louder!]: 🎵 Hot sand, cold drinks, questionable behavior! Lube up that boogie board, ride like a sailor! Crabs on the shore, and no one’s classy— My tan lines say “WOW,” yours say “trashy!” 🎵 [Bridge – spoken ad-libs with beat drop]: (♂️) [in mock-serious tone] “This sunscreen tastes funny…” (♀️) [laughing] “That’s whipped cream, baka!” (♂️) “Oops—now my chest is dessert.” (♀️) “You are a snack… just expired.” [airhorn sound] 📣 “AYYYOOOO!” [Final Chorus – both harmonizing like an anime ending theme but unhinged]: 🎵 Hot sand, cold drinks, no regrets allowed! We’re the weirdest duo on this beachy crowd! Sunburned hearts and a slightly illegal tan— Catch us in jail... or OnlyFans! 🎵 [Outro – Both, breathless laughing]: (♀️) “So... same time next summer?” (♂️) “Only if the police let us back!” (♀️) “Baka~!” (♂️) [mock-crying] “Worth it!”

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