Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro – Spoken Drawl] Well I woke up in a kiddie pool floatin’ through the yard, Dog’s got my boot, my truck won’t start — it’s gettin’ real hard. ⸻ [Verse 1 – Rap] My wife ran off with a rodeo clown, Took the trailer, left the hound — now I’m sleepin’ on the ground. My cousin’s my neighbor and my best friend, Got twelve kids and a mullet — that’s the redneck trend. Beer can pyramid reachin’ the roof, A raccoon stole my wallet and he flipped me the hoof. Lost a fight to a goat, got banned from the bar, Now I play air banjo in the back of my car. ⸻ [Chorus – Sung, catchy hook] I got the redneck blues, and a possum in my shoes, The lawnmower’s broke, but it still hauls booze. Tornado done danced with my double-wide view, Now I’m sittin’ in the mud just howlin’ at the moon. ⸻ [Verse 2 – Rap] Grandma’s on the roof shootin’ at drones, Grandpa’s grillin’ squirrels and smokin’ bones. My ex keyed my truck with a pork chop bone, And now I’m swipin’ on Tinder while I’m sittin’ alone. Got a NASCAR tattoo on my left butt cheek, Says “Dale Forever” — it’s startin’ to leak. My cousin Earl’s got a pet skunk named Steve, And it drives a scooter down our gravel street. ⸻ [Chorus – Sung] I got the redneck blues, and a possum in my shoes, My rooster’s drunk and my fence is chewed. Moonshine’s gone, but the memories ain’t few, Like shotgun karaoke on a broke-down canoe. ⸻ [Bridge – Spoken Word Breakdown] Ain’t no therapy like duct tape and rage… I married a woman named Tuesday, but divorced her by Thursday… because she hated Monster trucks and biscuits… what kinda life is that? ⸻ [Final Chorus – Sung big and proud] Yeah I got the redneck blues, my life’s all askew, Got kicked outta Walmart for ridin’ a moose. But I wear my dirt like a badge of truth — ‘Cause the redneck blues is my country proof!
Tags
Funny country rap about redneck stereotypes, fast-paced bars, wild lyrics, and a catchy country chorus.
Duration
2:51
Instrumental
No
Created
6/21/2025