Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1 – same iconic rhythm) Has she lost her mind? Can’t find dentures, now she’s blind Walks right through the wall Screamed at Alexa, punched the hall Takes her pills at four Then forgets what they were for Slaps you with her cane While yelling something ’bout John Wayne ⸻ (Verse 2 – distorted guitar hits harder) Used to bake the best peach pie Now she’s high from too much rye Microwaved a fork last night Set the curtains all alight ⸻ (Chorus) Iron Grandma, on the loose Ran down bingo in her boots Took her scooter, maxed the speed Flipped off cops — then made some tea ⸻ (Verse 3 – stomping beat) Dropped her phone inside the soup Texted Satan by the scoop Watched her stories, cursed the screen Thinks the news is Halloween ⸻ (Bridge – slow and doom-laced) She don’t care what you believe Thinks the mailman’s deep state grief If you question her report She’ll throw your ass in family court ⸻ (Final Chorus – full chaos) Iron Grandma, feared and proud Yells “Get bent!” then draws a crowd Knits a blanket, drinks a beer Told the preacher “bite my rear!”
Tags
Heavy doom metal track with pounding riffs, thunderous drums, eerie whispers, and theatrical horrorcore vocal delivery.
Duration
3:00
Instrumental
No
Created
7/6/2025