Redneck Christmas this year

[Intro]
Well, it's Christmas time down in the holler, 
y'all, Frost on the pickup, 
a big ol' country ball.
Gun racks and tinsel, 
beer cans in the snow,
Let's get this Christmas started, 
y'all, ho ho ho!

[Verse 1]
Mama's makin' gravy, 
daddy's chuggin' brew,
Grandma's tinsel-wrapped in flannel, 
y'know how we do.
Santa’s ridin’ in on an ATV, 
fun’s the rule,
Gonna deck these halls with some moonshine and a mule!

[Pre-Chorus]
Got the tin roof smilin', 
stars in the sky,
Pinecones and barbeque, 
oh me, oh my!
Laughin' with my kinfolk, 
toastin' good cheer,
Merry Christmas, y'all, 
from the front porch here!

[Chorus]
Redneck Christmas, country style,
Lights strung up on a tractor, average mile.
Sleigh bells are just a lawnmower's tune,
Celebratin’ 'til the mornin’ light, oh June!

[Verse 2]
Stockings hung on the bumper, 
raccoon in a cap,
Rabbit ears stuffed with mint julep and a map.
Cousin Billy’s ukulele strummin' loud,
Dance around the fire, 
party in the snow-covered crowd!

[Pre-Chorus]
Snow’s just gravel brushed in the wind,
Eggnog and moonshine, 
where to begin?
Family’s all gathered, 
movin' with cheer,
It's the funniest Christmas, this time of year!

[Chorus]
Redneck Christmas, country style,
Lights strung up on a tractor, average mile.
Sleigh bells are just a lawnmower's tune,
Celebratin’ 'til the mornin’ light, oh June!

[Bridge]
No fancy trees or frosted china plates,
Just a pickup bed with the Christmas dates.
Laughin’ at ourselves, 
good ol’ cheer,
Merry, goofy, 
country New Year!

[Outro]
So here's to y’all from our crazy crew,
Makin’ memories in this country view.
Keep the lights burnin’ bright and clear,
Merry Redneck Christmas, and a happy new beer!

Humorous country Christmas song, acoustic guitar, banjo, lighthearted mood, country, male