[Verse 1]
Tuck me in
Hide my cash
Mom said “kid
You got trash teeth math”
Under pillow
Quarter bait
I hear tiny boots
On the window grate
Shadow in the night
Glitter on the floor
She kicks my door
Like a mosh pit tour
[Chorus]
Enter Tooth Fairy, flap your wings
Making it rain in my retainer things
Exit wisdom, exit pain
Tiny barbarian with a coin keychain
Enter Tooth Fairy, skull and lace
Headbanging halo in my parents’ place
[Verse 2]
She’s got spikes
On her tutu
Black nail polish
On her size-two shoes
Winged assassin
Of enamel
Keeps a ledger
Like a shady mammal
She screams “BRUSH!”
Like a demon coach
Throws a gold coin
From a sequin pouch
“Floss or die!”
On her leather vest
Glitter fallout
On my Batman chest (hey!)
[Chorus]
Enter Tooth Fairy, flap your wings
Making it rain in my retainer things
Exit wisdom, exit fear
Tiny tax auditor of dental gear
Enter Tooth Fairy, skull and lace
Headbanging halo in my parents’ place
[Bridge]
[Half-time stomp, crowd chant]
She builds a throne
Of molar stone
Baby teeth
And mobile phone
She sits up high
On calcium bone
Streaming metal
On a glitter cone
[Chorus]
Enter Tooth Fairy, flap your wings
Making it rain in my retainer things
Exit wisdom, exit shame
Tiny overlord of the plaque domain
Enter Tooth Fairy, skull and lace
Screaming sweet dreams in my baby face