[Verse 1: Male]
Brain like a broken Wi-Fi, no connection
Talk so loud, missed the intersection
Dripping ego, but it’s leaking essence
Your logic’s thin, paper in recession
[Pre-Chorus: Female]
Oops, you tripped on your own bad take
Came to the party, brought a plastic cake
Got opinions, but they're all so fake
[Chorus: Both]
You're a dipshi*, yeah, we said it twice
Tryna play cool, but you ain't that nice
You're a dipshi*, wearing fake advice
Dancin' in your mess, and it’s overpriced
[Verse 2: Female]
Flexin’ on TikTok, your moves are tragic
Tryna cast spells, but you lost the magic
Talk big game, but you’re all elastic
Bounce back dumb, it’s automatic
[Pre-Chorus: Male]
Oh no, you dropped your clout again
A meme in motion, you can’t pretend
Think you’re sharp, but you’re the dullest trend
[Chorus: Both]
You're a dipshi*, yeah, we said it twice
Tryna play cool, but you ain't that nice
You're a dipshi*, wearing fake advice
Dancin' in your mess, and it’s overpriced