Gay Island Rendezvous

Naked by the pool making older dudes drool

Tanning oil dripping from my chest hair onto my nut sack

Hopefully I can find a young chap to go back to my motel room with

A stud with spiked hair and a body like a gay fireman does

You’re in luck gentlemen because I’ve shaved off all my ball fuzz

Four pina coladas in my gut

Twelve pack of red stripe it’s the middle of the night on a Caribbean island

I’m so drunk and curious I said oh what the hell let’s try men

Gay stuff in Jamaica (ooo yeah)

Don’t tell my friends back at home

That I let a tall bodybuilder cover me in his Sea foam

Everything is gay here mon. The crabs are gay. The waves, the turtles, mermaids and mer men. Yes they’re gay too my friend.

My wife thinks I’m on a business trip but the truth is I took a secret gay cruise to a paradise filled with nothing but gay people and sea creatures.