Gay Island Rendezvous

Naked by the pool making older dudes drool
Tanning oil dripping from my chest hair onto my nut sack 
Hopefully I can find a young chap to go back to my motel room with
A stud with spiked hair and a body like a gay fireman does
You’re in luck gentlemen because I’ve shaved off all my ball fuzz
Four pina coladas in my gut
Twelve pack of red stripe it’s the middle of the night on a Caribbean island 
I’m so drunk and curious I said oh what the hell let’s try men 

Gay stuff in Jamaica (ooo yeah)
Don’t tell my friends back at home 
That I let a tall bodybuilder cover me in his Sea foam 

Everything is gay here mon. The crabs are gay. The waves, the turtles, mermaids and mer men. Yes they’re gay too my friend. 

My wife thinks I’m on a business trip but the truth is I took a secret gay cruise to a paradise filled with nothing but gay people and sea creatures. 

Jamaican, Caribbean