Janie is my cat

Janie is the kind of girl who will take you for a fool

She stares out of the window all afternoon

Ignores you when you try to speak

And screams to bring her food

She won’t rest until she gets a snack

That’s why she got so fat

I dont know why I love her

But the facts are facts

She can get away with it

Because Janie is my cat!

Janie is the kind of girl who will judge the world

She contributes nothing but severe unending scorn

She stalks the house her eyes alert

Now there’s shattered glass

Janie cannot stand to see

A cup without a crack

I dont know why I love her

But the facts are facts

She can get away with it

Because Janie is my cat!

She’s an asshole

And she whines

And she wakes me from my sleep

But I can’t help but love her

Damn it, Janie

I dont know why I love her

But the facts are facts

She can get away with it

Because Janie is my cat!

Fucking cat