Washed in water (still a no)

Intro)
(Slow, heavy bass line building up)
(Spoken)
Oh, so the "greener grass" was just a dirt lot?
The "someone else" turned out to be... nobody?
Funny how that works.
Check the clock—your fifteen minutes are up.
(Verse 1)
You walked out thinking the world was a buffet
Told me you’d find a king and be on your way
But six months later, you’re looking at an empty plate
Turns out nobody wanted to carry your weight
You went out hunting for a brand new thrill
But you’re back at my door because the world’s been chill!
(Chorus)
Now you’re praying to God, but I ain't listening!
You’re crying on your knees, but I’m just whistling!
You got baptised to wash the guilt away?
Keep dunking your head, girl, I’m here to stay—
ALONE! And I’m loving every minute of it!
Yeah, I didn’t take you back! (Ha!)
No, I didn’t take you back! (Whoo!)
(Verse 2)
You tried to play the field but you got no plays
Now you’re missing the man from your "boring" days
You brought the "A-game" back to the sheets
Thinking great sex would fix your retreats
Yeah, it felt good, I won’t even lie
But I still waved you a big "goodbye"!
(Bridge)
You didn't leave for love, you left for greed
Now you’re crawling back for the life you need
The "someone else" was just a ghost in your head
Now you’re haunted by the words you said!
(Chorus)
You’re praying to God, but He’s busy right now!
You’re making a scene, take a final bow!
You got baptised? Cool, hope the water was cold!
'Cause this "happily ever after" is getting old!
Yeah, I didn’t take you back! (Ha!)
No, I didn’t take you back! (See ya!)
(Outro)
Zero for two.
No new guy, and definitely no me.
(Cold silence)

Hardcore hip hop, male