[Verse 1]
Walked in the kitchen
Mission on my mind
Something super urgent
Something I can’t find
Opened up the fridge door
Stared into the cold
Why am I in here?
(…I completely fold)
[Chorus]
My mind goes squirrel
Squirrel
Squirrel (hey!)
Every single thought derailed
Start a big idea
End up eating cereal
My mind goes squirrel
Squirrel
Squirrel (whoa!)
Attention span for sale
What was I just saying?
Oh look
There’s my—squirrel
[Verse 2]
Phone in the freezer
Keys in the bread
Checked my bank account
Forgot what I read
Set a brand-new password
Lost it right away
I’d write this in a diary
But I’d misplace the page (oh no)
[Chorus]
My mind goes squirrel
Squirrel
Squirrel (hey!)
Every single thought derailed
Start to clean my room
Wind up reading emails
My mind goes squirrel
Squirrel
Squirrel (whoa!)
Common sense has left the chat
What was I just doing?
Wait
Did you see that?
[Bridge]
[Beat drops to claps and marching kick]
I made a list
Then lost the list
Retraced my steps
Forgot I did
I had a plan
I swear I did
…why am I standing in the fridge? (again!)
[Chorus]
My mind goes squirrel
Squirrel
Squirrel (hey!)
Every single thought derailed
Start to fix my life
End up chasing details
My mind goes squirrel
Squirrel
Squirrel (yeah!)
Brain’s a carnival on wheels
How did I get here?
Whatever
Let’s just squeal—
[Outro]
Squirrel
Squirrel
Call it my super skill
Squirrel
Squirrel
I’ll remember…
(yeah right)