The "Funcle" Remix: Uncle Matthew’s Party Protocol

(Intro: Heavy, distorted bass kicks in while a soundclip of a children’s party blower plays)

(Spoken, echoing): Yo Aiden, happy birthday kid. Your uncle’s feeling… a little more than incredible.

(Beat drops into a rhythmic, 303-style bassline)


(Verse 1)
I walked into the party, brought the Superhero Backdrop
But I also brought a tab that made my heart go "pop"
I meant to take some Tylenol, a little mistake I made
Now the Pixel Party Banner is starting to cascade.
My nephew’s turning one year older, he’s in his Minecraft gear
But suddenly the backyard is a cosmic atmosphere.
The cake is made of stardust, the balloons are neon cubes
act normal Matthew, don't look like a total rube!


(Chorus)
I’m peaking at the party, uncle’s on a different plane
Dropped a little "something-something," now I’m singing in the rain!
The "Wheels on the Bus" just got a techno-acid kick
I turned the bouncy castle into a nightclub, real quick!


(Beat drops: Untz-untz-untz-untz)
Happy birthday, happy birthday, we’re getting lit and wild
Don't mind your uncle, he’s just acting like a giant child.


(Verse 2)
Aiden’s in the boxing ring, he’s throwing punches fast
But he looks like Dr. Strange from the future and the past.
Grandma’s serving pizza—Honolulu Hawaiian style
But the pineapple is whispering, and it’s been a little while.
I grabbed the auxiliary cord, I said "Step aside, DJ"
Dropped a Phuture classic, Ron Hardy leading the way!
The toddlers started slam dancing, the juice boxes flew
I saw a monkey in the zoo and I thought it was you!

(Bridge)
(Slower tempo, echoing vocals)
"Flying on my rocket ship, I'm on an acid trip"
Did someone bring the bubbles? Yo, let the rhythm rip.
"Mama-say mama-sa ma-ma-coo-sa"
Uncle Matthew’s lost it, he’s a birthday party loser!

(Outro)
Sorry Aiden, next year I’ll just bring a toy car
Instead of turning your birthday into a backyard cigar bar.

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo
Everything is vibrating... and I’m pretty sure I love you.

(Fade out with the sound of a distorted "If You're Happy and You Know It" techno remix)

Acid House/Trap Birthday, intense wobbles, weird sound far off wubz that go in and out with weird synth leads male vocal