Marriage

(One time I went to the store and got me some whiskey but I didn’t get the big bottle I got the small one you know like the mid sized one and I promised her I wouldn’t drink the whole thing but damn if I didn’t guzzle it down…… when I woke up the next morning I was in her night gown, I woke up scratching my head wondering why she’s mad at me, she said why the hell did you drink the whole bottle and why you breaking things. And I said….) 

IM THE SHERIFF OF THIS HOUSE 
IM THE LEADER OF THIS POSSE 
SO TAKE OFF YOUR BLOUSE 
YOU’RE GETTING REAL BOSSY 

( a week later I went back to the store I was thirsting so bad I had to get more I pulled up to the house to go inside and she had changed the lock and she locked the door and I said let me in and she said I don’t love you no more, I was hollering and cussing and she was huffing and puffing that’s when I busted down the door and she had my bags packed…. And I said)

IM THE SHERIFF OF THIS HOUSE 
IM THE LEADER OF THIS POSSE
TALE OFF YOUR BLOUSE 
YOU’RE GETTING REAL BOSSY

(I guess no more whiskey for me I’ll be drinking vodka. HAHAHAHAHA, YEEEEHAW YEEHAW YAHOOOO, ahhhh let’s get outta here)

Ballad, country, banjo, fiddle, steel guitar