[Verse 1]
Out in the black he zips through stars
Drunk on fumes cheap alien bars
A spaceship's belly full of booze and scars
He abducts the weak we’re all in his jar
[Chorus]
He’s reckless high and out of his mind
Across the galaxy he leaves chaos behind
Swerving his ship can’t read the signs
Collision course with fate all the time
[Verse 2]
Plasma shots and a whiskey buzz
He experiments doesn’t stop or pause
Human screams echo not just because
They're trapped in the grip of his alien claws
[Bridge]
But then the comet flashing bright
Crosses his path and blinds his sight
He crashes hard and lost his flight
A mangled mess of sparks and light
[Chorus]
He’s reckless high and out of his mind
Across the galaxy he leaves chaos behind
Swerving his ship can’t read the signs
Collision course with fate all the time
[Verse 3]
US men in black they’re on the scene
Pulled him out he’s stinking obscene
Chains on wrists no more his spree
Wrecked alien punk stripped of his dream
[Chorus]
He’s reckless high and out of his mind
Across the galaxy he leaves chaos behind
Swerving his ship can’t read the signs
Collision course with fate all the time
[Outro]
He's a drunk alien who speeds so fast,
Normally he's got his finger up your ass,
Now he's captured and 6 floors deep,
No more booze for the Marsian Fleet,
He's a Jack Daniels Alien... wooohoooo