[Verse 1: Ash Ketchum]
From Pallet Town, I’m the chosen one, the spark igniter,
You throwing shade, Gary, but my team's game tighter.
Call me Pikachu, shocking with every bar I throw,
You a Trainer? Nah, just riding Gramps’ ego.
[Verse 2: Gary Oak]
Ash, you tripping, can’t step up to Oak’s bloodline,
Your skills are part-time, my wins in prime-time.
Got rare Pokémon lined up, a savage collection,
Your Squirtle squad weak, I fight with perfection.
[Chorus]
Catch 'em all, but you can't catch me,
Big rival energy like Blastoise, beastly.
Gym leader dreams but you still can’t score,
Pokémon Master? You lost that war.
[Verse 3: Ash Ketchum]
My Charizard flames when the stakes heat up,
Your Arcanine whimper and your tactics suck.
You wealthy, but money can’t buy a Trainer’s heart,
I’m bonded with my team—electric from the start.
[Verse 4: Gary Oak]
Heart’s cute, Ash, but skill’s where it's at,
I crit with my Gengar, my shadow attack.
You crying every bout, calling this hard knocks?
Meanwhile, I’m Champion, filling my Pokédex slots.
[Bridge]
Ash: Step in my world, it’s trials and flame,
Gary: Nah, it's levels, chum, you're stuck in the game.
Ash: I play for love, man, the battle and grind,
Gary: Too bad ten years later you’ve been left behind.