🔥 Intro – hype announcer voice] 🚨 “WELCOME BACK… TO KINGDOM THIGHLAND.” Where the jiggle is law. The thighs command the wind. And the saga… absolutely no one asked for... has returned. OP NERD rises again — with tighter pants, divine bounce, And a milkshake that has nuns speaking in tongues. [🎤 Verse 1 – the throne is thicc] Crowned on a throne made of dropped bras, I speak to titans — they jiggle applause. Waifu army in battle stances, Thighs so big they pay extra taxes. Slime girl built like a glitch in the code, Her bounce alone cracked the magic road. The nuns all scream, “It’s the Holy One!” Cause I healed the land with a sacred bum. [🎶 Pre-Chorus – same potion, double dose] Scroll in one hand, thighs in the breeze, She clapped once — caused three holy seizures. Boob physics so cursed they break the divine, One bounce echoes across the timeline. [💥 Chorus – thicker than lore] OP NERD — PLANETARY THIGHS! Ripped a hole through space with one anime cry. OP NERD — HOLY MILKSHAKE DRIP! Her bounce brings monks to their knees real quick. Legend says the chosen simp… Shall one day clap cheeks across dimensions… And bust in 7 timelines at once. ⏳💦 [🎤 Verse 2 – the titty and thigh balance returns] Elf mage said, “You like ancient runes?” I said, “Only if they jiggle like balloons.” She cast “Double Dazzle” with forbidden flair, Now every nun is in line for prayer. Thighs like towers, bounce like drums, Her aura alone made ten guys cum. Even demons can’t look her way, One thigh swing and they’re blown to café. [🌌 Bridge – sacred and so, so wrong] Legend says the chosen simp... Shall one day clap cheeks across dimensions... And bust in 7 timelines at once. He won’t save the world with steel or spell… He’ll save it… with ass. [Final Chorus – now fully MILKSHAKED] OP NERD — THIGH-LEVEL DIVINE! Booty so blessed it altered time. OP NERD — BOUNCE BLESSED BISHOP! Every jiggle’s got a global shipment. He moaned “Baka~” and the stars aligned, Even God had to double rewind. Holy milkshake, thighs of steel, This simp’s salvation is dangerously real. [🧻 Outro – soft choir of demon nuns with lo-fi bounce beats] He came not for war... but for wiggle. The holy thigh quake shall echo… forever.

OP Nerd : Legend of the Simp King