Fat Doody, Fat Booty

[Intro – distorted ad-libs]  
Yeah… ugh… yuh… smoke dat… smack dat… huh…  
Turn dat shit up… grrah…  

[Chorus]  
Smoke fat doobies, smack fat booties (smack!)  
Doobies fat, booties fatter, movin’ groovy (yuh!)  
Puff puff—BOOM—then I throw it back (throw it!)  
Fat doobies, fat booties, runnin’ through the pack (grrah!)  

Smoke fat doobies, smack fat booties (huh!)  
Cloud so thick you can’t see who’s who-ey (nah!)  
Roll another one, then I grip the caboose (grip it!)  
Fat doobies, fat booties, that’s the fuckin’ truth (facts!)  

[Verse 1]  
Backwood look like a tree trunk, stuff it (stuff it!)  
She twerkin’ in the function, ass doin’ somethin’ (jiggle!)  
Purple in the air, got the room lookin’ haunted (ghost!)  
Grabbin’ on them cheeks like they newly haunted (smack smack!)  

Loud pack got me geeked, eyes low like a zombie (zombie)  
Booty so fat it’s causin’ traffic, call it a jam, G (skrrt!)  
Puff—puff—pass—then I palm that thang (palm it!)  
She said “hit it from the back” I said “that’s the plan, b” (yuh!)  

[Chorus]  
Smoke fat doobies, smack fat booties (smack!)  
Doobies fat, booties fatter, movin’ groovy (yuh!)  
Puff puff—BOOM—then I throw it back (throw it!)  
Fat doobies, fat booties, runnin’ through the pack (grrah!)  

[Verse 2 – faster, more mumbly]  
Zkittlez in the zip, ass look like a zip file (phat!)  
Roll it fat, hit it once, now I’m in flight mode (fly!)  
She said smack it, so I’m beatin’ like a 808 (boom boom!)  
Cheeks clappin’ louder than the bass in the rave (clap clap!)  

Doobie hangin’ out my mouth like a cigarillo (ugh)  
Booty in my hands feel like two fuckin’ pillows (soft!)  
High as giraffe nuts, she high off the motion (motion!)  
We lit in the function causin’ commotion (let’s go!)  

[Bridge – slow it down, heavy distortion]  
Yeah… smoke… smack…  
Fat… fat… fat…  
Ugh… yuh… huh…  
Doobie… booty… doobie… booty…  

[Final Chorus – scream it]  
SMOKE FAT DOOBIES, SMACK FAT BOOTIES! (GRRAH!)  
DOOBIES FAT, BOOTIES FATTER, FUCK A GROUP CHAT! (YUH!)  
PUFF PUFF—BOOM—I’MA THROW IT BACK! (THROW IT!)  
FAT DOOBIES FAT BOOTIES THAT’S THE FUCKIN’ PACK! (PACK!)  

[Outro – fading mumbles]  
Smoke… smack… smoke… smack…  
Fat… fat… ugh… yuh…  
Yeah… run that shit back…  

Rage, Mumble, Scouse, Electric Harp, Sawgrass Flute, Auto Tune, Reverb, Heavy 808s, Glitch-Hop, DJ Scratch FX, Swag Rap