Alien in my pocket

alien in my pocket,
A,,L,I,E,N, 
In my pocket. 
MY, P,O,C,K,E,T

THERE'S AN ALIEN IN MY..
MY, P,O,C,K,E,T
A,,
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IN the pocket of my shirt. .

now this, this, 
is a long story,  About  how this little, ALIEN , ended up in my pocket, 

it all started last night I went for a ride to take flight.  when I saw this little blue light.

little UFO in my rearvew...
I don't  believe  what  I see.
why is it so small..
flying  right  behind me..
SO when  I hit the break to pull over and get some pics. ....

[BOOM POP] [POP BOOM]       [WTF]

Back window breaks..

That little thing rear-ended me .  [WTF]

Bounced off the back of the ride.

sounds  like  a hubcap rollin now. 
jump our and grab it.

[thinking new drone] 

I grabbed it. 

Heading home  for privacy in the garage so it can't fly off. 

Whatt happened oh god..
it's making little squeakin sounds. 
does it have a horn.   

I'm sweatin and swervin tryin to get home..
little thing beepin. makin sounds.  

[,almost  there,]

I pull in,

it's tryin to fly but keeps fallin in the seat
it's tryin to fly,
almost  hit me in my head.  
but it landed in the seat.

we're here.,,

 I'm freaking out. 
what did I just see.  

little  alien rear-ended me..
this couldn't be. 

I'm to high. 
sweatin. 

kinda freakin out, 
So I get out and go  to the  back seat. 

where there's a little green ALIEN waiting to great me. 

I gotta  admit  I screamed and fell out.. 

woke up in my house laying in bed.

little bump on my head , 
not dead,  
was that a crazy dream. 
it doesn't  seem. 

it's on my shoulder waiting for me.
whattt wahattt don't  eat me...
that's what I thought smh..

little green men tied me to my bed. 

he said  now listen to me I'm the little  green  man  that made you pee.

we came to try your weed. I said  [wtf]
little  green  guy's  coming  to earth  to get high...

yes he said , 
so I asked  why tie  me to the bed.

your to big we don't  want  you  stopping us taking your green hash and Bubba cush stash..
Noo, NO, no, 
please  don't  take  it..
L,E,T,S,
make  a deal..
I'll be your  dealer  and you keep  getting  more  and will  get us super high right now like your  spaceship flyin..
let me go and we smoke..
now we're smoked and  chocken. 
laughin they are  telling me everything about creation. 
 I'm shocked. 
it's amazin. 
can't  believe  I smokin with little  green aliens..
they also had a mission to explore  and try to eat our food.  
I said  I'd take  ya little  green  dude. 
tacos and burgers, 
wings, and fried shrimp,
 pineapple pizza,   egg rolls, 
 sushi,
 baked zit,
lobster, steak  mack and  cheese  
what do you think..?
said all of it were, on this world high. 
all they want 
food that I  like..
Not human I don't think. 
we go to get take out  from  everywhere.  
Alien in my pocket

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