When playin' candy crush becomes yer,
Leathal weapon, like Danny Glover,
In yer Toyota camry hummer,
Crashed the whip ,
Smackin' bumpers,
With an R.V.'s camper ,jumpin',
The battery 4 litteraly the fifty- ith...ishh time this week,
& ain't even really high off weed,
Plus, i don't even drink..
Alcoholic Wine Spirits ,
As I stare at the reflection of thy self ,
in my mirror...
Couldn't Mirror ,mirror, black mirror on the Wall...
In the hall of the wall mart , which means marshal law , if the hardships draw ,you into the events through,
That time you went 2 ..
La High-na ,on fire ,I'd be a liar if I tried 2 say its easy forgettin' Sarah Marshall..
Believe me ,its not, not getting any harder ,
I just made your thoughts darker,
Plotting non stop on dodgin' cops & dumpin' on all my opps,
Before they can get a drop ,
On me, them zombies ,
Got armies of king kong beasts,
that will bring long beef ,
& always the right time ,
But wrong peeps,
Girl...You gotta have a strong mind,
& Long reach ,
Long suffering ,in your'e lil muffin butt ,but dont let them fuckers ,stuck-
On stupid you ,
you do the do, ain't got sweat 2 prove ,or shit the small stuff...
What i spit is all junk,
I can't rap 4 shit ,
, but i got strong nuts,
But what, would you call nuts ,
on your chin,
" them...
is some wall nuts "..
[Chorus]
So I invented a love song that just talks ,
In a foreign language in Ukrain in the 80's in the pourin' rain to the ladies ,
in the game who like music from the 80's
& can quote slim shady,
How crazy is the logic you just lost ,
But i aint gotta' go 2 college 2 swallow the false spoke..in Knowledge the kids obviously trust opps
[Verse]
Bout 2 say awe-dee-yo's 2 my see- 3- P.O.'s...
& Freaks who speak like me too,
R. 2 .D. 2's...
Transparency & see through,
Apparently the me too,
Movement has improved a bit..
Excuse my wit...
Its been removed & stripped,
Of all the grit,
it once apon a time was legit ,
Legend in my own mind , i keep re-quoting & repeatedly re-openin' needlessly 2 appease the uneasiness...
Just believe me bitch,
When im relieved get ,
You back on eatin' dick,
Smokin' so much weed & spliffs...
Even fall asleep many evenings with ,
a blunt between my lips or finger tips
[Bridge]
No ,not even a smidget ,of an inch of a pin head,
That been pegged ,
By a nail ,stripped of its nut,
But..but..
I'm no longer runnin' a muck ,
I just trust in the one up above ,
The one that I love ,
Nothin to shove me off porch, when my force run its course ,how're...
You stilǰl runnin' on a hundred horse power ...
[Chorus]
What could possibly trump logic you just lost ,
Not 2 mention the Benjamens that got spent sendin' you 2 college 2 swallow the psuedo Knowledge obviously the kids trust lots,
Which has been just brought ,
2 you in some part ,
By the loan lords & slum sharks,
So leave me alone in the sun parked,
Under this firmaments umbrella...ella- elllaa- ella- aye...aye-aye..