Funny Fucking Hell

[Verse 1]
Therapy ghosted, God left me on read,
My shadow high-fived me and said, “You’re not dead!”
Punched a mirror just to feel real,
Said “I’m fine” while I forgot to heal.

Turned my meds into confetti,
Built a throne from what ain’t ready.
My life’s a circus in a padded cell—
And guess what?
I sell tickets well.

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[Pre-Chorus]
The jokes are loud, the lights are red,
I laugh at pain until I’m dead.
You want my truth?
Here’s the spell—

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[Chorus]
Welcome to my funny fucking hell.
Where trauma’s trendy and I wear it well.
Laugh through blood, joke through the fall—
My breakdown’s got a merch booth and all.

Twist the knife, I’ll twist the tale—
Smile wide while the system fails.
This ain’t heaven, this ain’t rebel—
It’s just me, baby…
In my funny fucking hell.

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[Verse 2]
I romanticize my rock bottom,
Tattooed shame like I forgot ‘em.
Posted memes with mascara tears,
Wrote my truth in bathroom mirrors.

I’m the clown, I’m the freak, I’m the star,
Of a show that don’t know where the exits are.
So take a seat, enjoy the spell—
We’re sold out here in Funny Fucking Hell.

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[Pre-Chorus]
The fire’s warm, the jokes all land—
Insanity’s the house band.

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[Chorus]
Welcome to my funny fucking hell.
I scream in songs so you can’t tell.
If I’m dying or just dramatic—
Either way, the view’s fantastic.

This is peace with a panic twist—
Every laugh comes with a fist.
This ain’t love, this ain’t farewell—
It’s confetti raining down in Funny Fucking Hell.

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[Bridge – Spoken with a deranged calm]
“Do you need help?”
Nah…
I wrote an album instead.

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[Final Chorus – Huge, explosive, grinning through the chaos]
Welcome to my funny fucking hell—
Where I take my pain and play it well.
I stitched my scars into a song,
Now you’re singing right along.

I’m not healed, I’m just loud—
Not fixed, just fucking proud.
So light it up, ring the bell—
And burn with me in
Funny.
Fucking.
Hell.

Fast chaotic alt rock. Sarcastic, gritty male vocals. Big dramatic chorus. Spoken bridge. Explosive ending. Explicit OK.