Cornfield Karaoke

Friday night, and the sun dips low

Tailgates drop where the cornfields grow

Coolers full and the bonfire’s lit

Somebody passed me the mic—oh shit

First line’s wrong, and my pitch is worse

But nobody cares, they all know the verse

Boots in the dirt, just feelin’ free

Singin’ off-key like it’s meant to be

🎶 Cornfield karaoke, under the stars

Crackin’ cold cans and strummin’ guitars

Off-key voices, but we don’t care

‘Cause tonight we’re legends outta nowhere

Laughter loud and the fire burns slow

Singing Garth and letting it go

We ain’t pros, but we’re loud and proud—

Cornfield karaoke, with our kinda crowd 🎶

Daisy’s dancin’ in her muddy boots

Mike hits high notes—somehow he hoots

Somebody’s girl just grabbed a broom

Pretendin’ it’s a mic in a smoky room

Headlights pointin’ at the makeshift stage

Grandpa’s truck and a fence for a cage

Dogs howl along, coyotes too

But nobody’s better than this messed-up crew

🎶 Cornfield karaoke, loud and free

Buzzed on love and bad harmony

Hands in the air, flashlights shine

Singin’ every word like it’s a sign

No record deals, no stage to own—

But damn, this field feels like home

We ain’t in tune, but we’re wild and proud—

Cornfield karaoke, with our kinda crowd 🎶

Might be tone-deaf, might be drunk

But we’re the kings and queens of country funk

Sunflowers sway, the moonlight glows

Our voices may crack, but the good times flow

🎶 Cornfield karaoke, hearts on sleeve

We’re the outlaws that’ll never leave

Laughin’ so hard we forget the words

But every off-note still gets heard

We’re outta key, outta time, but damn we’re loud—

Cornfield karaoke, with our kinda crowd 🎶

So here’s to the misfits, the dreamers, the free

Singin’ their hearts in the land of the seed

No stage, no fame—just friends and a beat

Cornfield karaoke, where the wrong notes meet 🎤🌽